Angry Wank

Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.

This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.

by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023

Angry

Happy asf

That old is so angry she just gave me a billion bucks.

by BrickyardPro November 25, 2024

angry window

When one is having intercourse with his girlfriend in the proverbial "doggy style" position an you quickly switch out with your buddy, then run outside an wave at you girlfriend.

Bro my girlfriend broke up with me. I don't know why she was so pissed. I only angry windowed her.

by gun_run August 25, 2013

Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus

"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"

by Clit commander. December 12, 2024

Angry Pirate

Angry PirateWhen you kick her in the shin and spunk in her eye

For example: He gave her the angry pirate... She left him and never made contact with him again.

by Oof Oof Roblox October 22, 2017

Angry finger

The finger that makes people become pissed off

Kelly turns moody when Dan shows her the angry finger

by Whitelines84 February 19, 2023

hair angry

The highest degree of anger. When you are so mad, you want to chop all of your hair off.

I wouldn't talk to her right now. She's hair angry.

by hdfvgsuzh February 9, 2019