Ass douche

Simply put.... an enema.

Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢

by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019

Book-Douche

A person who flaunts their smartness in every situation possible.

Tree: Bro, I heard you failed that exam
DJ: Yeah bro, I'm kinda bummed out
Tree: Yeah anyways, I got programmed a discord bot to solve my hw. Should I help you study? I got a stack of 100% in that class last year. Yeah, I skipped a grade how did you know?
DJ: Bro stfu you are actually such a book-douche

by JackHill July 18, 2022

douche tax

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.

That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.

by electric jon May 14, 2014

Douche Valve

Wireless (Bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.

Bob's talking on his Douche Valve again!

by electrogeek March 7, 2012

douch nosel

A dude that cant keep his dick is his pants

That dude Cheeto has been with so many hoes what a douch nosel.

by Countryboi77 March 5, 2017

Transitional Douche

A man who easily flows from one woman to another without a second thought or conscience while lying their ass off

Greg and Trevor are such transitional douches they just do whatever it takes to move to next victim

by Gfndog May 8, 2015

Douche nozzle

A person acting in a douchey way

Conner is a douche nozzle

by Spritecranberry November 27, 2018