Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

shamwow fuck yeah

a slogan developed by 2 people while playing football used as a cheer of excitement

Bryant:dude he just got wrecked
Devin:shamwow fuck yeah!

by twistedboy986 September 12, 2009

fucking bleeps

The vocal reaction you have when you're totally pissed off after hearing one too many bleeps while watching an R-rated film on a "family" channel.

I was really looking forward to seeing this movie, but all these fucking bleeps are driving me crazy!

by backinbowl February 20, 2010

Fucking The What

A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"

Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!

by ohmygaditsaufo!! March 23, 2010

butt fuck reject

Someone who appears to have been enceminated in someones ass. Very ugly or nasty.

"That guy is so ugly he could be one of those butt fuck rejects.

by Lykoth January 16, 2010

fuck-uppery

The act of fucking up

You ruined everything - I really hope you'll make up for your fuck-uppery.

by xodghtf October 22, 2009