Dirty Looch

The act of smashing a 5'5" blonde haired dancer with crooked teeth at a frat party while holding a bud light and wearing an Arthur Morgan hat yelling John Marston quotes. The girl is typically an ex that wants you back but you've already gained thirty pounds of muscle that you don't even vocally answer her, your above average 6" cock does the talking.

"Bro! I saw you with your ex earlier, what happened!?" The frat bro asked. The guy replied. "Nah bro, I just wore my Arthur Morgan hat and gave her the Dirty Looch while she experienced all my new gains and beer stains on her back."

by AwesomeRacockus15 January 4, 2022

Dirty Joe

The act of someone selling ice cream at your school, but you replace the vanilla ice cream with your cum. Then you fuck the first customer even if it means you're gay.

Oh my god, when I was going home, someone did a Dirty Joe. It tasted and felt pretty good.

by Big bobooie biggy boobie January 5, 2022

Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.

Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.

by Sora290 January 5, 2022

Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.

Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in

by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022

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by PignnyeStonk17 January 5, 2022

dirty idris

the name given to a midget that likes men and fingers his bum hole to help him go to sleep

"wow dude, your bum is wide, you must be a real dirty idris

by your kick January 6, 2022

Dirty Swazy

doing doggy-style with your lesbian sister while you eat out your best friends ass

We should definitely have a Dirty Swazy tonight.

by bigballsboy193 January 7, 2022