Pardon My Back

I'm sorry for not turning to face you at this moment. Or, I am about to turn/walk away; please forgive the otherwise implied insult.

I'm done listening to what you have to say. Please pardon my back.

by Minaj_Lewinsky January 7, 2026

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Dump a hot load on my face

This is a very confusing term, as it can mean one of two very opposite things so you never know what you’re gonna get.

1.) when a man dumps fresh cum out of his weenier on to face

2.) when a man takes a huge juicy shit in your mouth

You see the danger of this word, right?

Nick: *uuuuugh* I’m gonna cum
Lucy: ok, baby, dump your hot load on my face
Nick: … what?
Lucy: dump a hot load on my face, nigga.
Nick: well ok.
Lucy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?! HOLY SH— MMMPH AHMMNPHAA
Nick: oh, fuck, this is actually fun *cums everywhere*

Lucy: I’M DIVORCING YOU— BLACPHTHMAHFGHAHNDPFT

by Sexy Shitster January 9, 2026

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Get In My Swamp

When a man, preferably fat and blue collar, builds up some vile swamp ass, then goes home and with the confidence of Shrek himself, invites his poor unsuspecting wife into the bedroom where he then proceeds to pin her down and sit bare ass on her face

"invited the ole lady into my room last night to Get in my swamp, well happy to say the divorce is going well.

by Poopyboy3 January 10, 2026

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My bff Reagan

An amazing friend who is Loyal,aggressive, and the most amazing person I know and I will never meet another like her if I end up moving know that You will stay on the invite list to all parties and I’ll plan meet ups love you reg!

Hey my bff Reagan want to go to the mall

by Ngd123456 January 11, 2026

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