Dirty lyndsey

No such thing; a myth

That girl Lyndsey showers 3 times a day; but I think she's in there practicing her master baiting technique for fishing season.

No such thing as a dirty Lyndsey. She's as fresh as a bar of zest.

by LoVeisaWarZone April 8, 2023

Dirty Laela

When you rip a cone so hard that the tires of your car fall into the nearest ditch while racking up a phat line while at the beach then at work

Person 1: Where’s your car dard?
Person 2: bruz, I just full sent it head first into a ditch ay.
Person 1: But how??
Person 2: I was rippin a phat doink while racking some coco on me dash, then bang..scunts fkd.
Person 1: bloody did a Dirty Laela ya dumb dawwwg, trues god.
Person 2: Nah shut ya hole, goin to the beach

by Chimney smoke February 14, 2024

Dirty Irune

When a person thinks they are gonna leave everyone amazed with a Mario bros smash combo but they simply yell while hitting the pause button and really thinking they did something.

Friend 1: Did you all hang out yesterday to play video games?
Friend 2: Yes, you should have seen Jess she did a dirty Irune again, it was so lame.

by Randomagik March 4, 2024

dirty x

Fill a condom with cow shit and then shove it down a mans throat and have him swallow. while your partner nibbles on your sack while squeezing your nipples

Dude, that dirty x last night has my balls sore as fuck.

by Xanthecan August 6, 2022

Dirty Bartender

When during a threesome, you cum in a girl's belly button then mix it with whiskey and have another girl drink the mixture out of her belly button.

Bro, we had some much fun last night we even tried the dirty bartender.

by Scurzy May 20, 2019

dirty eskimo brothers

When you and your bro fucks the same girl in the ass

Bro becouse of maddy we are dirty eskimo brothers

by N8_higgers June 11, 2018

dirty kelp

when you masturbate using a pocket pussy made out of Lego in the shape of George Floyed.

He's doing a Dirty kelp in the playground

by bigblackgeorge March 19, 2023