dick

a stupid person or a rude {prick}

oh my god why are such a dick all the time

by daddydylanobrien;) July 2, 2020

Vampire Dick

A condition in which a man craves period sex

Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.

by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020

Dick sauce

You ever wondered why you have a new brother or sister well the answer is my sick sauce that's right I fucked your mum doggystyles as well

Your mum drank my dick sauce

by Josh has a 50 inch pp July 3, 2020

Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020

Dick

A soft baby skin like organ
That u not getting cuz u search it up
*Every girls favorite straw*

I totally sucked some dick today

by Jdddggf July 11, 2020

hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike

Ima give you this hike dick.

by tyrese hanson July 12, 2020