mexican trunk waffle 

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

mexican trunk waffle by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

nigga nigga waffle house 

a word to describe anyone or anything

“yo i just got a new cart it’s so nigga nigga waffle house”
or
“you look good asf in that outfit, slay nnwh”

nigga nigga waffle house by bellalovesbwc April 20, 2025

Black Belgium Waffle Kid

Used to describe a black kid made out of Belgium waffles. In Belgium, waffles are used to fix broken things. Me in Belgium…

I feel like Black Belgium Waffle Kid, I can’t take it anymore.

Black Belgium Waffle Kid by Kevin Emmett Paul March 5, 2026

Biloxi Dumpster waffle

When you take the waitress from the waffle house in biloxi out back to give her a hard pounding over the truck of your 1986 Buick grand national while smoking crystal meth and the tag light illuminates her coochie that resembles a dirty waffle.

Man I went to the waffle house and the waitress gave me the house special a "biloxi dumpster waffle".

Biloxi Dumpster waffle by Coalroller001 November 13, 2025

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker. by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

A bong with a side of waffle fries

When two people have sexual intercourse and one ejaculates into a cup or any object that can hold the seamen and then is poured into a bong with water and mixed in. Then crush up the weed and smoke it and the the left over seamen is used to suck into a straw then stuffed up the bum and spit it all out into the anal hole until none left so when the person shits the shit will be white.

Me n my bf went to a party and there was a crazy chick called raphi fisher who stank of poo and was as hairy as punch the monkey who then said let me have a bong with a side of waffle fries but no one wanted to go near her because that bush was sticking out from the side of her pants.

A bong with a side of waffle fries by I hate Indians February 27, 2026

waffling 

Excessive talking, sometimes to the point where it gets boring and drags on for way too long, aka rambling.
It's a slang word used in Britain, but mainly in London or other parts of England by roadmen / younger generations.

"Bro my Psychology teacher is so boring, they're always waffling about nonsense that has nothing to do with the lesson."
"I definitely failed that History test, I just waffled tbh."
"That Biology question was so long and irrelevant, there was so much waffle in it I barely knew what they were asking me to do."

waffling by lenglengmandem February 11, 2021