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Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose
I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.
by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012
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Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food
Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.
by eef119 March 13, 2022
mugGet the Uncle Ben’s ricemug.

Uncle

a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses
mugGet the Unclemug.

Ur uncle a fungle

Say these words and completely obliterate any for that blocks your path. Nothing can stop it or you with this insult.
Some faggot#1:"ur mum gay"
You the intellect:"ur uncle a fungle"
by Peridit_is_1 May 22, 2018
mugGet the Ur uncle a funglemug.

Uncle bro

Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.
Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!

OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.

Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020
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Uncle in Nigeria

A specific type of scammer commonly found in your emails saying their a distant relative in a distant country that also happens to be rich, and wants to give you money. All he needs is your credit card info. Give it to me- him.
Uncle- "I wunt 2 gif u monye gimme kredet cart imfo pls i am unkl."
You- "ok, here you go.
REDACTED REDACTED
thank you uncle."
Uncle- "siek fuul I got many munie now."
You- "no I got scammed by my Uncle in Nigeria!"
by Dixon Yerahs April 20, 2021
mugGet the Uncle in Nigeriamug.

uncle pear

uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.
suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth
by wiiuwrites January 16, 2025
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