Skip to main content

Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.
I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.
by awagg July 11, 2011
mugGet the Texas Twister mug.

TWITTERVENTION

A Twittervention the act of confronting someone who goes overboard with their status updates on social networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace, when it would be more appropriate to use a social messaging site such as twitter, or a blog. In some cases, it may be necessary to consult a trained twitterventionalist, and be prepared to give the ultimatum to revoke their friend status if their addiction is not addressed.
Jim: Angela updates her Facebok status so much I can’t stand it. I told her about Twitter but she just would not listen so I blocked her updates.
Ben: Blocking isn’t going to help. We have to stage a Twittervention.
by krav8 March 26, 2009
mugGet the TWITTERVENTION mug.

titterific

To be engulfed in the milk of tittayssssss!!!!
A nice sexy super titterific rack!
by fdgsfdssff July 27, 2006
mugGet the titterific mug.

tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.
At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.
by Gordon Romero January 2, 2008
mugGet the tasmanian twister mug.

brain twister

a proposition, thing or problem that is so complicated that one cannot solve or steer clear of it easily however hard one tries; a very difficult problem
The boy is so weak in mathematics that he regards even simple mathematical problems as brain twisters.
by uttam maharjan February 8, 2010
mugGet the brain twister mug.

2 handed twister

only for men with big dicks and girl uses two hands and twists in opposite directions up and down the shaft.
i used the 2 handed twister to make him bust a nut
by dicklicker69 October 26, 2008
mugGet the 2 handed twister mug.

twitterism

A word specific to the twitter.com universe. Usually formed by adding 'tw' to the beginning of any word. For example, a twitter meme is a tweme, and people on twitter are tweeple.
By gosh if we're not twareful, everything will become a twitterism! You know what I twean?
by BrianBenjaminCarter April 20, 2008
mugGet the twitterism mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email