stretch top hat 

The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.

I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.

stretch top hat by brentstopher February 5, 2008

Tijuana Top Off 

Place person face down, ass up. Insert Franks Red Hot (All Rights Reserved), NASCAR Style into cornhole. Empty Franks Red Hot, while making glug, glug, glug sound.

Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off, as he squealed with delight.

Tijuana Top Off by Micjesus1 April 8, 2015

clout top 

Getting head because of how much clout you have.

Keisha just gave me some clout top.

clout top by djogodjogo June 4, 2017

puppy top 

A type of submissive in gay sex that is on top, instead of being in the common bottom role that subs take on. They are almost always partnered with a power bottom. Usually they are on top because their penis is larger then the dom.

Chris is a puppy top looking for his powerbottom.

puppy top by Thrasher dick smasher June 30, 2017

turbo top 

The act of vigorously stroking and simultaneously sucking upon the shaft of male genitalia. A large noise is made by the intense sucking, which is similar to a turbo engine.

"Damn, Kayla gave me that turbo top last night, my shits all purple now man."

turbo top by turbotopman February 10, 2019

Go up top on 

To hit or hook somebody

Ayo keep poppin off and i'ma go up top on you yo.

Go up top on by MR. BIGdikwillie September 23, 2006

Jacked up kidney top 

Pheochromocytoma, a tumor of the adrenal medulla causing it to secrete large amounts of epinephrine and norepinephrine.

"My patient in room 214 has a jacked up kidney top so I had to prescribe her phentolamine."

Jacked up kidney top by David Cartwright May 17, 2007