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ninja tomato

a tough ninja who blushes a lot.
Girl #1: I'm a ninja! HIYYYYAAA!!
*blushes*

Girl #2: OH MY GOSHH YOU'RE A FREAKIN NINJA TOMATO!
by lolzcats16 October 26, 2011
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Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")
Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping
by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018
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Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on
Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.
by Bristol730 May 5, 2022
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ninja edit

An edit that is ninja-like.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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Ninja Nap

the act of napping unexpectedly when the feeling of being tired is not present. should be avoided when operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle. preferably takes place on a couch or another piece of furniture; not to be confused with fainting
"i was just sitting there talking to my friend and all of a sudden was hit by a ninja nap"; "sorry, just ninja napped"
by cardancechamp24 March 8, 2010
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Dancing Ninja

how asians masturbate. since theyre penises are so small, and theyre bodies are so flexible, they use the space in between their toes to stimulate themselves, thus looking like a dancing ninja.
sonny: I bomb da harbor!

justin: bombing da harbor was such last year, now i do the dancing ninja.
by bombharbors April 17, 2011
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ninja suprise

when fucking a girl doggystyle, right before you are about to cum, give her a charlie horse up the ass. Swiftly move at ninjaspeed in front of her and slap her with your extremely sharp penis while you cum on her face leaving a shuriken shaped mark on her face. Proceed to leave the room QUICKLY by setting off smoke bombs and blending in with the enviroment.
Dude, I made that bitch bleed with an ninja suprise last night
by stteeeeeeeel December 28, 2007
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