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Script Monkey

A term used when describing the employees of an outsourced initiative. Usually found in a level 1 IT service environment or with a call center, they are comprised of foreign representatives who have taken English as a second language. They can not process requests without sticking 100% to a script as they can not think on their own.
I called to book a flight on Delta and the Script Monkey couldn't answer my question since it wasn't something normally asked.

I called Dell for help with my laptop return. I explained to the rep I already completed all troubleshooting and the script monkey said we need to complete all their steps of they will not help me.
by Mr. Dot February 4, 2010
mugGet the Script Monkeymug.

gook monkey

someone who is part black and part korean. see porch monkey and gook
That gook monkey down the street is an awful driver and the laziest son of a bitch i've ever met.
by M. Barton September 14, 2008
mugGet the gook monkeymug.

monkey sugar

Monkey sugar is a (rather funny) way of saying that something is good, or all right.
The pictures on rotten.com aren't monkey sugar. However, Kamel Reds are very monkey sugar.
by Mr-Illusion May 19, 2006
mugGet the monkey sugarmug.

Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.
1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!
by bru's clues May 22, 2011
mugGet the Finger Monkeymug.

monkey Hanger

The proud fans of the best team in the north of england, nay the world. Famed for their play off highjinks and for putting their poor next door neighbours, (darlo fc) well and truely in the shade that is the beckoning conference!
by nim May 27, 2004
mugGet the monkey Hangermug.

arctic monkeys

Arctic Monkeys are a four-piece indie rock band from Sheffield, England, whose debut single, "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor", went straight to number one.
In fact "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor" is one of their cruddier songs compared to the likes of 'Scummy', 'Mardy Bum' and 'Fake Tales of San Fracisco'.
They are known for their modern -
" Last night these two bouncers
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way or no way, totalatarian "

and witty lyrics
"And all the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines "
A - Arctic Monkeys rock man!
B - Yeah man! :-D
A - Stupid name though man...
B - Yeah man... :-(
by cal-w00t July 25, 2008
mugGet the arctic monkeysmug.

Monkey Spakle

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum
When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.
by I Cup In January 10, 2006
mugGet the Monkey Spaklemug.

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