stuffing the taco

The action of a hard cock, in its first plunge, deep into a woman's pussy.

Bart loved the first warmth of Tina's cunt. Stuffing the taco was like being on a thrill ride -- the kind that ends up going right off the tracks, and makes you want to get right back on.

stuffing the taco by Quinster January 31, 2008

flabby taco

When a guy is hooking up with a very fat girl, and instead of fucking her pussy, he fucks her fat rolls.

Sam I can't believed you gave that girl a flabby taco, you are a bad ass.

flabby taco by Dr. Rubin December 24, 2010

awkward taco 

What you call someone who creates an awkward situation.

What happens when a drunk, tired, high, or intellectually disabled individual attempts to say "awkward turtle".

Rumoured to originate from the deep dark bowels of Kemptville, Ontario, Canada. (A hostile and dangerous community)

Man: So how long have you been pregnant for?
Girl: I'm not pregnant you awkward taco

Man: Well hey sexy lady

Women: well excuse me, I'm a nun!
Man: well awkward taco to you too...jack-ass

Any episode of The View

awkward taco by the man with the monocle December 31, 2011

yo quiero taco hell 

The impulsive desire to chomp on some low grade beef.. whilst showing no regard from where it came or what it actually is.

Mannn i'm drunk as hell and yo quiero taco hell

yo quiero taco hell by k0nflict June 4, 2009

soggy taco 

When the vaginal region becomes sweaty on a hot day. The equivalent of swamp balls.

I get a serious case of soggy taco in weather over 90 degrees.

soggy taco by KoRnieK August 16, 2009

Spicy Taco

Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.

Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"

Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"

Spicy Taco by Jeremy Beavercreek September 28, 2011

Pop my taco 

When an underaged girl gets scammed by Ortega to make herself sound like a slut for mexican food, also cocks.

Ortega taco sauces makes my taco pop. Pop my taco!

Pop my taco by Max G October 20, 2008