shaken or stirred

Shaken is anal sex stirred is oral sex

Do like being shaken or stirred

by KIDEPIC2 4 November 13, 2015

semi true story

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.

Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story

by DenaLee June 22, 2016

Villain of the Story

The sickest band around. You should definetly check them out. They're metalcore.

Members:
Logan Barthomolew - vocals
Christian Grey - unclean vocals
Nick Totton - drums

Michael Ivers - guitar
Cody Pauly - guitar
Sean Wayne - bass

You really should get the new Villain of the Story album!

by xGodiiix April 25, 2017

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.

"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"

by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017

West Virginia Coffee stirring

When you stir someone’s coffee with your penis

He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.

by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018