Mashed Potatoes

The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.

My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.

My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.

by Lienad15 April 19, 2014

Angry Potatoe

To try and launch your penis in a pink socked butt hole

I'm going to give your mom an angry potatoe after breakfast.

by C A IN A ID II A IN April 1, 2009

Sweet potatos

tits,hooters,boobs ect.

Look at the sweet potatos on her.

by Deep blue 2012 September 6, 2010

Twice Baked Potato

When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".

I gave her a twice baked potato and she won't call me anymore.

by Jeff Bee August 15, 2007

Potatoes

another word for pot.

man, lets go smoke some magical potatoes.

by kkkhijklmnopqrustilkajgbdfvcliuhjksfdlkj January 11, 2006

Mashed Potatoes

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009

All (that) meat and no potatoes

Having to do with a tremendously fat person (a rude catchphrase)

Look at that huge kid, all meat and no potatoes.

by Light Joker August 17, 2004