Mississippi Mud Pie

A Mississippi Mud Pie takes place when during intercourse, the man has a large wad of snuff in his mouth. When he is about to climax, he spits all of the snuff onto his partners chest and proceeds to ejaculate all over it

Billy Joe and Sally were bangin' last night and he gave her a good ole' Mississippi Mud Pie. He said she wouldn't eat it this time though.

by Mr John Jay April 5, 2017

apple pie bed

Another term for short-sheeting, a practical joke where the lower sheet is folded back--effectively halving the bed's length--and placed under another blanket to disguise what has been done. The victim, often the joker's roommate, is meant to climb in, find him/herself unable to actually lie down, and look like an idiot.

Frank Zappa (shouting at his roommate after supposedly falling victim to one): This is an apple pie bed too far, Don!

by typacsk January 10, 2009

pennsylvania pork pie

to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.

Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"

by thatniggamike February 11, 2014

The Mile Pie Club

When someone manages to eat an entire pizza in one sitting (8 slices).

Oh my god! Kieth just ate that entire pizza. Looks like there's another member of the mile pie club.

by A Rot March 27, 2011

Banana Creamed Pie

While getting frisky with your partner you peel a fresh banana, cut it in half and insert it into her vagina. Once inserted you follow up with your manhood. This then pushes the banana into all those hard to reach erogenous zones while you whip the filling, making it a truly fulfilling experience for any woman. Best of all after you cum in her you truly have a Banana Cream Pie for desert.

That Mandy had the best Banana Creamed Pie

by thatthereisfunny September 7, 2013

Twat Pot Pie

Having pussy for dinner !!!!

Homeboy boy is gonna have Twat Pot Pie for dinner tonight

by Glamfart October 16, 2009

korean cream pie

Korean Cream Pie

I was barebacking a Korean whore and shot my cum into her pussy . As I withdraw I saw my hot cum dripping from her tight Korean pussy making a Korean Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker January 19, 2022