one man bukake 

An act of masturbation where the semen is landed on one's own face.

Gee, I gave my boyfriend a hand-job last nite, and his semen is squirted to his own face and he licked 'em off. It's like watching one man bukake!

one man bukake by Wild Card April 22, 2006

one legged duck

1. Phrase used to describe some fucked up shit.

2. Also can be used to describe something impossible

It ain't gonna happen. It's like telling a one legged duck to swim straight

one legged duck by PTM May 18, 2006

one week bleed 

The a girl's period, it gets its name cause its called "that week"

Rob: "look at John puking"
Jim: "John, whats wrong?"
John "Well it was dark, and I was in bed with Jen, and I went down to eat her, and she was having her fucking one week bleed!"
Rob/Jim: "FUCKING GROSS"
Rob "have my colt 45, you need it"

one week bleed by Duise2 May 26, 2008

one man rape 

When three people quit a team slayer match in Halo (a videogame) shortly before the match starts, leaving the player alone against a four person team.

Its not yet a "one man rape" unless that player gets more kills than the opposing team at the end of the match.

"Dude, I just did a one man rape against those noobs in Halo!"

one man rape by Pamp28 February 9, 2009

one-fingered banjo 

The fingering of somebody's asshole with just one finger.

This weekend, I'm going to play the one-fingered banjo.

one-fingered banjo by drewsephh January 23, 2010

one word 

Thank you.

Kevin Rudd: "i have one word to say, thank you."

one word by eimineko January 27, 2010

one tricky blonde

-a girl with blonde hair who defies all stereotypes and conventional expectations by being brilliantly intelligent, witty, and having a wicked sense of humor.

-the antithesis of the dumb blonde, also known as a smart blonde

-a girl with blonde hair who loves to play practical jokes on her friends. A jokester, a prankster.

"Dude, I totally thought she was going to be a dumb blonde but she's actually really smart!"
"Yup, she's one tricky blonde!"

Real life examples of one tricky blonde include Hillary Clinton, Meg Whitman, JK Rowling, Gisele Bundchen

one tricky blonde by the anonymous blonde trickster November 6, 2010