Swamp-ninja

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt

My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt

by Feckinhec June 28, 2019

Dancing Ninja

A mysterious 8-bit ninja who dances to "Harder , Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk.

Hey, dude, check out this video of the Dancing Ninja that I found on Youtube.

by Hand Of Mod December 26, 2009

Selfie Ninja

,A person who takes a picture of a person taking a selfie. They can be anywhere when someone is taking a selfie. The person taking the selfie has no idea that they are being photographed by the ninja. This is not a photobomb---the ninja is not in the selfie, so position is key.

"Hey man, check out the hot piece of ace! Whoa, she's taking alot of selfies! I'll stand right here so she won't see me and take some pictures ! "

"Stand over there so she won't see you. You can be a selfie ninja! "

by Buck Walter July 25, 2016

ninja edit

An edit that is ninja-like.

Wooooosh! Ninja edit!

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Ninja Nap

the act of napping unexpectedly when the feeling of being tired is not present. should be avoided when operating heavy machinery or driving a motor vehicle. preferably takes place on a couch or another piece of furniture; not to be confused with fainting

"i was just sitting there talking to my friend and all of a sudden was hit by a ninja nap"; "sorry, just ninja napped"

by cardancechamp24 March 8, 2010

Dancing Ninja

how asians masturbate. since theyre penises are so small, and theyre bodies are so flexible, they use the space in between their toes to stimulate themselves, thus looking like a dancing ninja.

sonny: I bomb da harbor!

justin: bombing da harbor was such last year, now i do the dancing ninja.

by bombharbors April 17, 2011

Assistant Ninja

An assistant to other ninjas.

Pro_Skater is the assistant ninja of _Yuna_ and KJM.

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003