When one man uses his flaccid penis to masturbate another man's erect penis. If the penis stays soft the individual is considered straight. If the penis becomes hard, the gentleman can then be harrassed for being gay.
Hey Bob, I heard you were handing out penis jobs for 2 bucks a pop!
Listen Phil, don't judge me, penis jobs aren't gay unless you get hard.
Listen Phil, don't judge me, penis jobs aren't gay unless you get hard.
by Richard Nasty November 23, 2009
Get the Penis Jobmug. The colossal phallic organ of a Dravidian/Dravidiod Indian (mostly Shudhra / Dalit caste and/or South Indian). The huge size is a result of evolution in harsh climates to improve heat dissipation. Stronger blood flow is required to maintain body temperature in these harsh climates, and due to this, Dravidians can maintain rock hard erections for long periods of time. While both of the above adaptations serve their purpose, they also translate to unrivalled size and stamina in the bed, which ultimately leads to superior ability in pleasuring women. The Dravidian penis has always been envied by Aryan boys and their micro-phallic counterparts for decades, and many researchers have suggested that this is a significant reason for the creation of the caste system.
While the Dravidian Penis is trouble to the Aryan males, it is the dream of the Aryan female. Many Married Aryan Womens hear about the other-worldly pleasure that can be provided by the Dravidian Penis and therefore cheat on their microphallic Aryan husbands to seek the 'Treasure of India'. Hence, many Aryan Males such as Virat Kholi and Shah Rukh Khan spend time endlessly campaigning in fairness advertisements to shame the Dravidian complexion, and hence prevent their wives choosing the superior Dravidian Dragon over the Aryan Ant.
While the Dravidian Penis is trouble to the Aryan males, it is the dream of the Aryan female. Many Married Aryan Womens hear about the other-worldly pleasure that can be provided by the Dravidian Penis and therefore cheat on their microphallic Aryan husbands to seek the 'Treasure of India'. Hence, many Aryan Males such as Virat Kholi and Shah Rukh Khan spend time endlessly campaigning in fairness advertisements to shame the Dravidian complexion, and hence prevent their wives choosing the superior Dravidian Dragon over the Aryan Ant.
(Aryan Mother to Daughter) Beti, do not make the same mistake I did. If you marry a Dravidian man instead, his Dravidian Penis will make your pussy rain)
by Mollah De Pyaza 2 October 14, 2017
Get the Dravidian Penismug. FLACCID PENIS a limp or loose penis, the word was discorvered while reading pages 9-10 of The Eyes of A Dragon by Stephen King. ANTONYMS: boner, hard.
by Krissy March 13, 2004
Get the flaccid penismug. When one places ones erect member betwixts ones buttcheeks and holds it there thus setting the trap for the unsuspecting female about to perform oral sex. When the female pulls down the pants of the reciever, with a puzzled look the trap is sprung thus busting the female on the chin with hillarious results.
Note: Do only on fat ugly bitches and or fugly biotches.
Note: Do only on fat ugly bitches and or fugly biotches.
by Jared Wade August 8, 2006
Get the Penis mousetrapmug. by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005
Get the penis envymug. 
by tim February 21, 2005
Get the penis dancemug.