Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

wee wood

literally just murdering everyone in your family

i wee wood!

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022

Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius

I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.

by the bronze jade December 13, 2022

Bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full of slags who don’t know anything other than how to snake on everything.. they had a protest and all of a sudden they all think they’re the shit when in reality no one cares they won’t admit it but they’re all hated by other schools

in conclusion just don’t go to bullers

i went bullers wood turns out i had over 80 ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

woods

my favorite person in the world.

omg woods i missed you

by wdymyoudontknowmehaha January 11, 2023

Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013