Doing a Brad

Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine

Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin

Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics

“I’m doing a Brad and I don’t want a beer tonight thanks mate I wanna shag a Citreon C1”

by Bradreecee76 April 16, 2019

doing it as we peak

saying you will do something as a joke to make someone laugh in a situation

I hate you

i'm leaving the internet, i'm doing it as we peak!

by _PSPSpspSPSPS July 24, 2019

Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019

Doing a Boris

Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.

In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.

Ian was being a hard ass but Gaz was doing a Boris.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019

Doing A Raz

Delaying progress in the game at all costs, even trying sequence-break into extra optional content to avoid mainline progress.

Someone: oh god this guy has been razzing at this collectible for an hour now! just go unlock the double jump and come back you numpty!

Some Asshole: We've been trying to collect this collectible for an hour already, can we just progress with the story already? Should stop doing a raz and go do some missions.

by Cemorolen September 28, 2019

Doing a luke

When you let someone smear poo all over carpets and floors in your own or someone else's house

'That party was wild last night, can't believe that tall guy was Doing a Luke all over the new carpets and floors!'
'I heard he's known as the Brighton Bumda'

by JDeez26 October 10, 2019