Boner Owner

A dude with boned up junk.

M3at - That broad's tight pants are makin my pants tight...

Sp3rm - I am definitely a boner owner right now as well.

by Sp3rm Doner May 28, 2009

boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011

Boner-bringing

Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.

Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.

Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.

by Ma$terC August 7, 2017

Silky Boner

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.

Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.

by scoosba September 20, 2012

Boner Coma

The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.

"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"

by BillyBlueRanger September 6, 2011

funny boner

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner

I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D

by discolust May 4, 2015

Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009