Uger-jacked

To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.

Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling?
Janet:Like shit because i Uger-jacked the fuck out of me last night and now i can't walk straight.

by The Beaner Dip January 7, 2009

Jack Otis

The act of taking LSD for an extended period of time.

dude I pulled a Jack Otis last month and it was awesome!

by BusterBrown June 12, 2013

jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse

He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.

by Jack Freedom May 10, 2014

Jack-Bogged

A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.

We got Jack-Bogged at that new restaurant, the food took so long.

time delay tardy

by Aurora Blew April 28, 2014

The Jack Sparrow

When you're going at it from behind and about to cum, you grab her hair and pull her head back and shoot it in her eye. She yells arghhhh! and patches her eye with her hand. The Jack Sparrow.

My girlfriend plead parlay, so I showed her the Jack Sparrow

by Dirtywhore August 23, 2014

crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

to knife-jack

to kidnap someone at knife point, then proceed to take them hostage, threaten, rape, or in some cases, kill them.

Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.

if you want to learn how to knife-jack someone, your best bet would be to talk to someone like Jack the Ripper.

by Sexydimma March 5, 2015