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shit twister

When somebody has a diarrhea attack all over the toilet and back of the wall.
A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."
by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025
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Election Twitter

A collection of generally upper class, gay, trans, and/or autistic individuals who follow politics with a fetish.

Split between ConET and LibET, which are in a constant battle for “worst political take in existence.”

ConET is divided between the wealthy and generally WASP “Neocons,” led by an endless number of Reagan pfps. Their occasional ally, and permanent enemy, the Rust Belt Catholic populists, who worship Trump. These MAGA populists and the Reagan old guard LARP relentlessly about their wing of the party.

Across the aisle, LibeET is a diverse group of commies, tankies, faux moderates, and other assorted leftists. They are in constant rage about something, and are rarely coherent.

All in all, its an incredibly ridiculous space full of Gen Z and Gen Z adjacent terminally online hacks.
I can’t believe that kid on Election Twitter predicted that! Oh it was Red Lion so just assume the opposite will happen.
by TubervilleStanAnon April 29, 2025
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Formally Twitter

When an online platform or content goes through enshittification and becomes fascist at the same time.

Like how Twitter became X after Elon Musk bought it, I.E. "formally Twitter."
Please don't formally Twitter Bluesky.
by MJ's Left Kidney April 30, 2025
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The twitter

The vacant wasted space between a woman’s twat (vagina) and her shitter (butthole).

THE TWITTER!!
What do u call the spoace between the twat and the shitter ,,,??

“The twitter
by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025
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Suckle.Twister-180

Sexual action where one partner with a penis lies on their back whilst the other clamps onto their ballsack and rotates 180 degrees.
Variations go by the same name with varying degrees of rotation
“She gave me the suckle.twister-180 and my whole sack came clean off!!”
by WeiNerWiZz May 29, 2025
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Election Twitter

A community on X (Twitter) made up of autistic gay people (or homophobes depending on the party).

These people either cope and whine about elections or argue over autistic predictions for elections. There is Conservative ET (Con ET) which has prominent voices such as Luc J. Gagnon, and there is Liberal ET (Lib ET) which also has its prominent voices, such as Winter Politics.

Both suffer from severe autism. Oh yeah also in Election Twitter 1/3 of the people are pedophiles.
John: Did you see what Lib Election Twitter said? They think Roy Cooper will run in the 2026 US Senate Election in North Carolin-

Mark: I'm not an autistic retard. I honestly don't give a shit.
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Batty Twister

It is the act of a gay man twisting his tongue into another gay man's anal hole
by Kwepie1 September 7, 2025
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