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Text turn

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
by 161455 March 8, 2015
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classy turn up

To turn up in a classy way. (i.e., drinking wine - not moscato). Must speak properly and be sophisticated. Cannot act ratchet or sloppy.
Sentence: Yo when Jessica turns 21 she is going to classy turn up.
by runningthruda6 March 27, 2015
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P Turner

To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason
"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner
by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015
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Subtly turned into

An inconspicuous way of saying that you had an epiphany and now realize that your significant other has become so attractive, cool, funny, etc., to you, that they have evolved to near celebrity crush levels. This is comparable to stating that they are a "Unicorn." This also implies that you have known this individual for a long enough period of time to fall in love or believe you could fall in love with this person. Unicorn CelebrityCrush LoveCelebrity Epiphany Bae
Dave : Dude I was just talking to Summer yesterday she Subtly turned into Taylor Swift on me. She's been my girl next door since like.. 6th grade!
Tyler: No way!? What are you gonna do?
Dave: I just might propose!
by Classic_Mannn02 October 11, 2015
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U-Turn

When in a three-way, or group sex situation, when you pull out of one persons ass and shove your dick straight into someone else's mouth.
I saw the dick headed for my face, so I opened my lips. But I never would have done it, had I known it had just pulled out of someone's ass; and was in the middle of a U-Turn.
by Str8Encular October 20, 2015
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snowplow turnaround

If you don't know what a snowplow turnaround is then we have a problem.
by Famafma August 5, 2016
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dion turner

wow dion turner put your cock away
by beefy119 July 24, 2016
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