Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…

Sorry UD Jews

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

Our-Jew-N

This man will literally give ou he larges erection known to man. The last time I saw him, I was almost as big as the statue of liberty, He is also known for being sexy to all, even men. He will make any male gay no matter if they are married or have a girl. If you see this man do not look into his eyes, for his dreamy eyes will cause you to get stuck in a dream where all you see is Arjun doing secks in your dog. I was able to escape once but, be very careful.

Did you see that man last night? Yeah, bro, he did secks on me really good last night. I think his name was Our-Jew-N.

by Jus De Bus November 19, 2020

Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.

The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.

by BigMau February 23, 2023

Milky jew

A sexual move where a gay man shoves his dick in a falafal then ejaculates swiftly before putting it up for auction for a high price like a classic jew move.

Guy 1: im tryna get rich using the milky jew
Guy 2: shit id pay 5000 bucks for adam sandler to do a milky jew

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 20, 2021

Jew boy summer

Basically a term for jewish boys to enjoy their summer by making money , controlling the banks and stealing land

who ready for jew boy summer this year ?

by jewtardio July 31, 2024

Jews

What you put on your feet.
To take a healthy shower.
A form of cooking.

Ha mom get my Jews.

by anonymous September 28, 2021