Snail tits 

Noun: Slow item or individual

Verb: Moving or proceeding with little or less than usual speed or velocity

"Check out snail tits"

"Heather and Lauren are snail titing it today!"

Snail tits by Arty McArty October 19, 2009

GIB Tits 

Gib Tits is a short acronym for the description of a female's breasts that look good in a bra, but once removed for the bra, they tend to sag, or form a cone or misform. Very much a turn off to most males.

Women who have gross looking breast, tend to wear bras that hide the fact they have nasty, saggy tits that only look "good in a bra" and leading their unsuspecting male mate to believe they "scored" with a hottie.

dude, that chick i fucked last night had total gib tits, i was like "damn, look at that rack", then she took off her bra and i threw up on her face.

She sure has some gib tits.

GIB Tits by Mike d roy February 26, 2011

Pit Tits 

Fat or flesh that can't be classified as back fat or actual breast tissue that hangs under the arms. They are the counterpart to Bingo Wings, the excess fat or sagging skin

on the upper arms. When not compressed by the bra of a band or other "foundation garment", excessive pit tits can prevent the owner from drawing their arms to their ides, giving them a sumo wrestler stance.

I wish it were possible to moosh my pit tits into the cups of my bra. Maybe then, I wouldn't need a wonderbra just to look proportionate.

Pit Tits by Ephemily January 10, 2013

hairy tits 

Nipples with hair

She had great boobs but her hairy tits felt like sucking on a cherry dipped in a dog's ass

hairy tits by wackyaudit April 19, 2014

Bitch Tits 

What you call your sisters when they get boob jobs, and then taunt you with how perky their breasts are.

I'm so jealous of your perky knockers. From now on, I'm calling you Bitch Tits.

Bitch Tits by The Saggy Sister February 18, 2014

Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.

Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.

Balloon Tits by beachballjugs September 1, 2015

Rizzler tits 

Incredibly saggy breasts that look like they need to be rolled up in order to put into a bra.

Her over there with the rizzler tits.

Rizzler tits by Didde February 11, 2019