text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation

It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.

by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025

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Crash Text Dummy

One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.

I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!

by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021

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Text trap

When someone knows you don’t like to talk on the phone, and they send a text as a way to know when you’re holding your phone so they can call you.

Sorry I’m late, my mom tricked me with a text trap and I ended up on the phone with her for 20 minutes.

by 2049 July 15, 2025

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Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts

retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"

by fencetape January 20, 2025

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Text Barrier

The invisible wall made of nervousness and/or fear of embarrassment that prevents you from texting someone.

Hey dude, I finally overcame the text barrier and texted that hot girl I met last week.

Girl 1: The guy I like texted me last night and we had a whole conversation!
Girl 2: Good for you, the text barrier has been broken!

I said something really embarrassing to Tanya the other night and now there's a text barrier between us.

by LOLrobots August 1, 2012

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