Three Bean Salad

A three bean salad is when a male goes down on three women at once. Not to be confused with a poutine pounder (which refers to the same but with the eating of anus) or the taco casserole (which involves a woman going down on three women at once).

I had the best time of my life last night. I had a three bean salad with my wife and her sisters.

by Mega Hemroids May 30, 2022

Central Park Salad

Like a tossed salad but with the extra spice of Central Park wildcrafted greens

Yo she gave him a Central Park salad, now he got that extra spicy arugula in his mouth

by Uganda be kidding me February 13, 2021

Caesars salad

When your name is Caesar and you bust a nut on someone’s salad

Thank you Caesar for the Caesars salad

by Bustr Mchicken August 15, 2019

Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

by Macadamias February 2, 2015

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

Nigerian Salad Bowl

the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.

We had such a good night last night, we all shared a nigerian salad bowl

by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024

salad vegan

Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.

Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.

by 195758109843 May 18, 2022