Riding the Short Bus to Narnia

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

Ridiculous Ceiling

A limit to how ridiculous, stupid, or insane something said or done can get before drawing the line. Lacking such a "ceiling" implies that either such a person is incapable or unwilling to realize they have gone too far.

Their points made sense at first but then they just kept doubling down on the garbage they have no ridiculous ceiling

by insanegod July 20, 2018

Pocket Ridic

A response to a ridiculous almost unbelievable story or statement. It is usually the only response that makes sense in the situtation.

Larry: Man last night i got pulled over three times on the way home...
Mark: That's Pocket Ridic man...

by Ajsan February 26, 2006

Houdini Rider

Although the main definition for Houdini is the rapid spit and coming technique, the other known one involves having anal sex, to then pull out and be quickly replaced by a partner. You then run in front of her, and start dancing, causing a magical sensation.
The Houdini Rider is a mixture between Riding the Bull, and Houdini, as your friend is then to hold on to her as long as possible. If the female is too drunk to even notice you magically appeared in front of her, you are to trigger this by screaming something out to make her pull out.

Hey (to friend), you want to try out the Houdini Rider on Jane tonight?
Hell yeah! I bet I can beat your 23 second record.

by qk December 28, 2007

Rick Riden

To drive around town (malls, schools, parking lots, roads...etc) with some friends, find a victim(s), drive up next to them, and when they look BLAST "Never Gonna Give You Up" and start lip syncing /motioning TO them...speed off like nothing happened.

Example of "Rick Riden" Experience:

Driver: Ok, these guys...
(pulls up, rolls down windows)
Random Pedestrians: (what the fuck?)
People In the Car: (Blast "Never Gonna Give You Up")(starts dancing/lip syncing/motioning towards pedestrians)
Random Pedestrians: WHAT THE FUCK (Either laughs OR calls the police)
Driver: (Speeds off)

by It_Never_Happend January 26, 2010

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010

death ride

A "death ride" is a self-inflicted determination to start or continue on a course of action which will either literally end in one's death or more abstractly, result in the complete and total failure of the course of action. It is used as well to describe a course of action in which one is included without having an opportunity to decline.

When Hitler's armies began to lose WW II c. 1943 given the failure to take Moscow in the winter campaign in the East and the loss of the 6th Army at Stalingrad, Hitler's failure to recognize and accept the situation (namely, that his direction of the war was bound to result in the destruction of Germany) and his continuing to persist when others could see that the war was lost, is sometimes referred to as his taking the "Third Reich" on a death ride.

Japanese Kamikaze pilots were also embarked on death rides, when they knowingly and purposely flew their aircraft into Allied ships during WW II.

Custer and the 7th Cavalry at the Little Big Horn is another example.

by Michael von Bleistift November 29, 2013