Dick Nose

A person who acts like a tool or snob. Some could say that they also look like they have a dick for a nose

That Ethan is being a total Dick Nose right now.

by Bobby The First January 5, 2023

tomato nose

when ones nose is so bulbous and red it appears to be like a tomato.

Jaime: Hey remember when Fernando was mistaken for Santa Claus last year for his tomato nose? Good times.
Fernando: Hey!!

by Jamsauce927 January 21, 2011

Nose Brownie

When a male and female are 69ing and the male unintentionally penetrates the female bum with his nose. Thus winding up with clogged nostrils.

Jackson: Bro I got with Ceri the other day and got such a bad Nose Brownie.

Hunter: That’s ‘shitty’

by Poopassjackson August 21, 2019

Bear’s Nose

When you’re pushing for a dump but you’ve gotta hold it, and it’s just poking out. That’s a bear’s nose.

Dude 1: Are we almost there, I’ve gotta bear’s nose going on.

by Dudeson May 13, 2023

AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.

Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?

by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013

blow your nose

Junior misunderstood when his dad saw a booger in his nostril and told him, "blow your nose." He's been enjoying a steady diet of coke ever since.

Don't ever tell a cocaine addict, "blow your nose," because they will take it literally.

by Polly Mathers October 1, 2020

the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012