computer monkey

A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator
This company needs better computer monkeys
by peter pauper March 26, 2005
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gook monkey

someone who is part black and part korean. see porch monkey and gook
That gook monkey down the street is an awful driver and the laziest son of a bitch i've ever met.
by M. Barton August 25, 2006
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monkey sugar

Monkey sugar is a (rather funny) way of saying that something is good, or all right.
The pictures on rotten.com aren't monkey sugar. However, Kamel Reds are very monkey sugar.
by Mr-Illusion May 07, 2006
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Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.
1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!
by bru's clues April 29, 2011
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monkey Hanger

The proud fans of the best team in the north of england, nay the world. Famed for their play off highjinks and for putting their poor next door neighbours, (darlo fc) well and truely in the shade that is the beckoning conference!
by nim May 27, 2004
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arctic monkeys

Arctic Monkeys are a four-piece indie rock band from Sheffield, England, whose debut single, "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor", went straight to number one.
In fact "I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor" is one of their cruddier songs compared to the likes of 'Scummy', 'Mardy Bum' and 'Fake Tales of San Fracisco'.
They are known for their modern -
" Last night these two bouncers
And one of em's alright
The other one's the scary one
His way or no way, totalatarian "

and witty lyrics
"And all the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines "
A - Arctic Monkeys rock man!
B - Yeah man! :-D
A - Stupid name though man...
B - Yeah man... :-(
by cal-w00t November 04, 2005
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Wet Monkey

A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.
Dude, did you see Matt do the wet monkey at the wedding? It was hilarious!
by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010
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