Joe beardmore 

A fat oaf capable of shagging your next door neighbors son. He loves the smell and taste off dingleberries and puts moldy Xbox controllers up his arse. People refer to him as a spazmoid eating burgers all day. His diet reguards Callum Wilkins Cheesy dick up his arse, lee burns dribble over his man tits and he also eats cat shite all day.

“Omg look at that joe beardmore, oh wait no it’s shreck”

“Mom what is that?”
“Jimmy it’s a joe beardmore”
“Oh no, (Jimmy starts crying and commits suicide)”

Joe beardmore by Shalommm76 November 17, 2018

JOE is a prick 

He is a prick. He loves a purple metal dildo in his bum. He has a 1 inch warrior

Joe is a prick

JOE is a prick by Graceful xvsh November 17, 2018

Joe Burkee 

The hottest guy in town, can make a girl whip and nae nae on the daily. Eats loco tacos and spews until there's none left.

Fuck, Joe Burkee sent me to the 14th dimension

Joe Burkee by Hoebag696969 November 26, 2018

Joe Premo 

A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.

Man, that guy is just crushing it right now, what a Joe Premo.

Joe Premo by SimpleRick241c March 1, 2019

Joe'd

To be left hanging when plans have been made

"You won't believe what happened last night"
"What?"
"I made plans with Joe last night but.. "
"You got Joe'd?"
"Yep"

Joe'd by random-name-to-use June 26, 2019

Joe Hag 

A bitch that sucks ass at his job.

Joseph Hagemeister is such a Joe Hag

Joe Hag by Lannan Abdenour June 30, 2019

Joe Hahn 

The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.

Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.

Joe Hahn by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019