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The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.
Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.

Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019
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The flabbiest man to ever walk town. With a mighty kick and an Addison uppercut from this man, you will instantly perish. If you spot a Richie out in the wild and tell him that he's been sitting on his ass all day, he will scream at you until you leave, and then pounce on you like he did to poor Eddie. Richie's are known to have the largest collections in the world. Anything from old rags and moldy coins, Richie's got 'em and will NEVER give them away. If you try to steal his semi trucks, he will laugh at you very creepily and take your Playstation away, and you will cry.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND LET ME IN IT!!" Richie said with a screech.

"I'm gonna kick your ass dude!" Richie said as he pounced onto poor Eddie.
by Baryonx Man August 3, 2019
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