Jaxon

People with this name have small weiners and get no bitches.

Jaxon: Hi, I'm Jaxon
Person 2: Wow! I better leave before you ruin my social reputation.

by mumfr fumperdin December 9, 2022

jayson

the sweetest, kindest, most beautiful lovable person you could ever meet. even speaking to him is like floating on clouds

Person 1 : why do you even like jayson?

Person 2 : cause he’s perfect

by hexgrl May 3, 2023

ben janson

Usually a big faggot who cries about his feelings to girls, gay looking and tall

Cmon man you're acting like a real ben janson

by Ben mckillop February 27, 2017

Dirty JSON

A crazy open standard file format that that uses human-readable text to store and transmit semen while living the dream and smoking weed. Similar to #DirtyJason but with a little nerd edge.

Theres dirty JSON high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest Virtual Machine in towns house to bust his .load()

by TheMaskedSlanderer March 29, 2020

god.jaxon

Legit the best anime TikTokr on earth he is so hot.

god dam god.jaxon is so hot

by God.jaxon Is The Best March 10, 2021

dirty jeson

A dirty jeson is when you lick a girls ass and then brown stuff comes out. You think it tastes like chocolate so you keep on going.

VELANTE just pulled a dirty jeson

by TETAT November 23, 2021

dirty jaxon

a gay man who watches hentai 24/7. makes out with any man he sees.

bro i am such a dirty jaxon

by gjdjnSICmsjxcsicujkl October 2, 2022