Foreskin Fungus February 

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

Foreskin Fungus February by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

Free finger february 

Free finger february is for the girls, basically meaning no fingering your self for the whole month of february.

hey guys did y’all hear about Free Finger February, because i already failed

Free finger february by NNN survivor November 5, 2019

Forget fingering february 

Girls cant finger them selves

I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february

Forget fingering february by SickleFinder December 10, 2019

fuck female February 

every February you must have intercourse with your female counterpart at least once a day for the rest of February.

its fuck female February

fuck female February by corbitch whoregain December 23, 2019

Furry Far February 

Througout February you gotta fap to furry porn only. If you are a furry, you gotta quit furry porn for the month.

Furry Far February's gonna be hard, I hate furries.

Furry Far February by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

finger free february 

just like no nut november, but for women, they don't finger themselves for a whole month.

Hey, it's finger free february soon, are you ready to go a whole month without fingering yourself?

finger free february by edgymofo December 15, 2021

The Great Tragedy of February 7th 

Michael was in AP Calculus BC, and correctly stated the answer; however, the simpleton disagreed. However, later on, the townsfolk realized he was correct, but did not receive the validation he deserved.

Why are you sad? Because today is The Great Tragedy of February 7th.

The Great Tragedy of February 7th by leahcimgnuoy February 7, 2023