Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls

“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”

by Farik Hanson April 2, 2021

Cash Cow

A cash cow is someone who’s only dating you or being your friend for your money and benefits they can take from you

Jenny: your best friend is only using you, he doesn’t care about you
Kerry: no his not
Jenny: trust me she’s a cash cow

by AnonymousAustralianGuy January 16, 2022

feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.

Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"

by UntamedFox October 12, 2017

fat cow

you

you are a fat cow

by hifornitenoobs September 28, 2020

cow

Your mom

you mom is built like a cow

by sadsanta August 9, 2020

COW

Crush of the week. One of the many meanings for this acronym.

Billy: This girl at my summer camp is so cute, but she lives in another state so I’ll only see her for the week.
Jeremy: So she’s your COW?
Billy: Yeah, she’s my COW.

by Noobish Fish June 13, 2022

Grass-fed Cow

A woman who is naturally thick, strong, and well-built—like she’s been raised on real food and hard work, not processed nonsense. She ain’t no fast food snack—she’s a whole farm-to-table entrée. Muscles, curves, and attitude all in one juicy package. Think curves, power, and presence. She’s healthy, hearty, and holds it down.

“Bro, did you see her? That’s a grass-fed cow right there—thick in all the right places.”

by SoggySpaghetti June 4, 2025