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coffee educator

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.
My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.
by pugglegirly April 24, 2017
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coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."
by JimBean25 May 11, 2017
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Coffee

A people's drug
by This Divk June 1, 2017
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Coffee and Nudes

Coffee and chill is when you attempt to bribe someone with sex by offering Coffee as incentive. The most common and effective way of achieving this is by sending nudes while balancing a coffee cup on your testicles.
Seth sent me nudes last night and had a cup of iced mocha on his nuts. My vagina instantaneously opened the floodgates. Scooters and dickpics is definitely the way to get in my panties. 💦

Netflix and chill is so played out.. Bitch you get coffee and nudes.
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Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.
Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.
by poorprogamming July 8, 2017
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COFC

Collapsing On the Floor Coughing; in most cases bc of cringing so hard.
I watched that Kristen Schaal stand-up and it was so good.
COFC.
by cantlivewithoutpeas July 25, 2017
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Coften

To party with no end
Robert's isn't going to be boring today, We are coften tonight . We ain't going to sleep!
by Anonymous witer August 1, 2017
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