chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

chode roasting

The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.

Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?

by g4ll4g January 13, 2011

chodacious

Big, Hairy, Sweaty Ball Sack...A.K.A. some asshole in COD that got shit on.

Player 1: "Wow man, your so chodacious that it's embarrasing."
Player 2: Fuck you.

by chaider August 6, 2011

Chode

Someone who is douchy

"Wow, Norman from SH is such a chode!"

by Notchodemaster August 16, 2011

Chode shuffling

A douchebag, generally the shape of a chode or a nugget who can not dance so shuffles back and forward puffing out there chests. usually found in dingy discusting nightclub fistpumping on the outskirts of the dance floor.

hey alex i'm glad im not chode shuffling like those D-bags over there

by Dfunk92 September 18, 2011

Chodalicious

Definition: A short person that has extremely funny arguments with our teachers...

Chodalicious punched the teacher in the face...

by Chodie! November 22, 2011

Chode.

A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.

A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.

Excuse making is a big sign.

James Hawthorne is a chode.

by rock666er February 19, 2012