boner's remorse

The feeling of remorse or regret one gets after having sex with someone.

"At the time I thought it was a good idea to have sex with my ex-girlfriend. However, after we finished and she talked about starting the relationship again I had major boner's remorse."

by PolarTurbo July 27, 2009

burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014

funny boner

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner

I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D

by discolust May 4, 2015

Boner Coma

The adverse reaction when a man doesn't awake for a prolong period after ingesting both a type of rufilin and Viagra at the same time, Boner Coma.

"Stacy, how do you plan on hooking up with Richard?"
"Oh, no worries, I'll be putting him in a boner coma shortly"

by BillyBlueRanger September 6, 2011

Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009

Silky Boner

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.

Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.

by scoosba September 20, 2012

Boner-bringing

Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.

Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.

Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.

by Ma$terC August 7, 2017