burrito boner

that thing when you gotta eat a burrito to feel sexually satisfied

Hey, you wanna go get Chipotle?
Yeah hold on, let me look up some burrto pics to get my burrito boner on.

by Bustinmyballsforburritos April 14, 2014

Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.

'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'

by Deputydrool November 20, 2014

funny boner

when you laugh so hard you say you have a funny boner

I love you +Extremely Decent! You make me laugh so hard! I have a funny boner! :-D

by discolust May 4, 2015

Boner-bringing

Used to describe something that is so pleasing to the sight that it causes a male boner.

Man 1: Shiiiet you see that lady with the nice ass & rack over there ? Damn she's fine.

Man 2: Yup she is boner-bringing.

by Ma$terC August 7, 2017

boner garage

A boner garage is a penis locker .
A penis locker is when a girls vagina can hold many dicks

Her boner garage could hold 5 dildos last night

by a lite fucker December 16, 2018

justice boner

The penis becoming extremely hard at the sight of justice being dealt. While defendants found guilty result in a semi justice boner, life-sentences can increase the vitality and strength of the boner.

Judge: The defendant has been found guilty, and is sentenced to life in prison.
Random person: "YESSSS"
Random person 2: Why do you have a stick poking out of your pants?
Random person: That's my justice boner.

by limlams745 January 31, 2019

Silky Boner

The socially awkward guy who plays cliche ballads on his guitar (or other musical instrument) in public places to attract undue attention to himself. Often found wearing sweater vests or silk shirts.

Look at that silky boner playing More Than Words in front of the school library.

by scoosba September 20, 2012