Sympathy Blanket

A guy or girl used by a love interest for the sole purpose of listening to problems and offer sympathy. Often manipulated, a sympathy blanket gets little reciprocation from the relationship.

“James you need to leave her, you’re turning into a sympathy blanket.”

by Decoy Kamikaze April 24, 2022

Josh Blankenship

Will tell you have he has been playing sports before you were ever born and make corny jokes until you laugh. Knee pain every once in a while. Swears if he was our age he would play good basketball.

That man is such a Josh Blankenship

by Susan Humphrey May 17, 2022

Wet Blanket

Someone who always ruins the fun; killjoy; never lets you do anything exciting or entertaining.

"Aw, come on, see the movie with us. Don't be a wet blanket!"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

Spanish Blanket

A warm and embracing male who is willing to keep any 6/10 female warm in all circumstances.

“They call me the Spanish Blanket.” Have my kids immediately

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Thijs Blankestijn

A man/transgender that loves yara riding is d

Thijs Blankestijn Likes bbc

by PoemelZaugen June 3, 2022

Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 5, 2022