child molester

A child that goes around molesting people

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"

by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025

child

something that will eternally ruin your life until you are dead.

when a child becomes a furry, adopt it out. like straight away

by y0lo156 November 20, 2022

Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.

Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."

by InsomniaGameing August 8, 2023

child murder

Murdering a child

The child murder of Anna

by 459395 June 6, 2023

Child Social Engineer (CSE)

A child social engineer is a hacker who manipulates the data streams of a child to manipulate his/her views, shape his/her world, and shape his/her experiences to suit his needs. Isn't necessarily a pedophile, but is obsessed with molding them into the person they want.

He was a Child Social Engineer (CSE) who believed he was doing what he thought was right.

by Nobody None June 4, 2022

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023

green child

i found him in lost property

hey i found a green child the other day.

how cool

by mmmmmmmmilk April 30, 2020