Dylan

If your name is Dylan you have a fat ass cock and balls. Your throbbing penis is so fucking fat bitches line up to get a lick

Dylan your so hot can I lick your throbbing penis?

by King Bob 7 October 5, 2021

Dylan

Dylan is a DILF! Change my mind.

Have you seen that DILF?

- Yes, he's Dylan.

by BBC62557 June 23, 2021

dylan

dude with a flat perm that will make u think he's not smelly when he is and bring u to see the sunrise even though it's facing the other way

dylan's mom has got it going on

by athenenene July 8, 2021

Dylan

A drak entity that sits in his cave and feasts on his prey to sure justice to the lord. the harvest will commence and the reckoning will become. The end is near, the devil god dylan is coming. #speaking from the heart #nigger

that nigger is such a dylan

by anonymous December 16, 2021

dylan

An extremely average type of guy. Sucks at fighting and thinks he's an absolute unit which is quite the opposite

Dylan: I would fully destroy you in a fight
Literally anyone: shutup bitch

by dickface2.1 November 26, 2021

Dylan Gold

SUT DEN JIT DO SUNTING JIT ON DEHOMEEZ

ON THE CEEZ

dylan gold, fuck that nigga

by ded homeez September 28, 2020

Dylan

Dylan: is a very athletic person that also gets all the girls

Whatever Sport Dylan chooses to do he is very good at and all of the girls love him

by Bob sucks December 21, 2017