Dick

The definition of you

Dick is you

by The Scorpion March 26, 2020

High Dick

When your dick feels like play-doh when you stroke it cause you're so fucking high that it feels like play-doh.

"I was stroking my dick and it felt like play-doh, so it must've been a high dick."

by fobunite69 March 28, 2020

National Suck Dick Day

Everyday! Call your boyfriend over!

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny

by I’m very honest March 29, 2020

Twittle-Dick

Leaders that have no business being leaders or any regard to anyone's regard other than their own.

Our managers are being twittle-dicks in regards to not telling us the store might be closing.

by BUCKIKBRONCO84 March 30, 2020

Dick

Extended magazine for a pistol

“I just got a dick for the glock”

by Sggino April 1, 2020

Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.

“That song slaps dick, bro!”

by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020

Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020