My Shin

It's been acting up a lot lately... Remember that? I told you I cracked it on my roommate's knee like 10 years ago?

Hym "I wonder what's going on with my shin lately... I don't know, after standing all for a few hours (like 6 hour's into my shift) I can feel it. It isn't pain so much as it is a sort of isolated tension... Hmm.... Welp. Nothing I can do about it. So I guess I just AM this way now."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

killing my battery

Killing my high.

Man im hella stoned ! Best day ever

Mom: clean your room do your homework take a shower walk the dog, etc/
Man youre killing my battery !

by suda October 2, 2014

tipple my nipple

To drink small quantities of milk from the breast.

He said he was thirsty so I let him tipple my nipple

by Levantarse December 17, 2015

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024

lick my fuck

An expression showing hatred to someone or something, usually used in game lobbies.

“Bro, why did you drop a big load on my science project? That took me 3 weeks!”

“Lick my fuck, bitch”

by LickMyFuck November 30, 2024

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical

by AntichamberYellow February 13, 2024

you have my axe

An expression of support for someone, referencing Gimli in Lord of the Rings.

"I am going to write a strongly worded e-mail complaining about the withdrawal of Cheetoh Flavored Mountain Dew."
"You have my axe."

by spacechief May 7, 2017