Hoisted by my own re'tard

Thwarted by one's own stupidity.

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.

by bumchutney February 07, 2022

draggin my nuts

the act of telling someone they'll be there at one time and constantly saying (blank) more minutes as to keep you waiting for no reason usually applies to drug dealers when there supposed to be delivering your shit

yo this nigga said hed be here at 5 and its 6 and now hes saying 15 more minutes nigga better stop draggin my nuts mannnn bout to go cop from someone else

by VV_VV December 01, 2023

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 04, 2020

my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160

my real name?

by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021

Don’t kill my vibe

Used by females when having sex/masturbating and they want you to get them hornier

“Don’t kill my vibe daddy”

by JustAnotherGuyOnUD September 10, 2020

I bet all the ducks in my pond

A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks

"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."

by pigeon cc February 26, 2018

tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie

Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam

by Jane The Virgin May 18, 2018