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Dick Riding

When someone purposefully tries to annoy you by creating an argument about something you like just to put their own likes over yours
Usually done in an persistent and annoying way
Nobody:

Nobody at all:
Person 1: MANNNN your car really lame like my car cost way more
Person 2: damn why you dick riding
by Yeakeepscrolling May 7, 2022
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Big dick

by jkb;hih;o March 10, 2022
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Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.
“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”
by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023
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Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay May 8, 2018
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Grab dick day

by On my block April 12, 2019
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shrimp dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches
by percaholiv August 17, 2023
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genie dick

A glass stem used for smoking crack cocaine
Yo been hurting that genie dick hard
by T-money69 November 3, 2017
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