box munchkin

A midget lesbian. Derived from the latin root "box muncher" but added "kin" to imply the shortness of the one who is munching the box.

I hired 2 lesbian strippers for Dean's bachelor party and they turned out to be midgets too. Nothing like a bachelor party with a couple of box munchkins running around.

by Pappy McShmeer January 5, 2011

Jerk the Box

Female Masterbastion

He loves to watch her Jerk the Box
Mom, do you ever jerk the box?

by X-tina Bobina marie June 14, 2011

Hot Box

Inhaling from a vape and blowing it into a girls pussy.

I’m going to hot box the fuck out of you tonight.

by SeaPig6 December 21, 2017

Fudge-box

1. (in humans) The two fleshy protuberances forming the lower and back part of the trunk.

2. Booty.

Do these pants make my fudge-box look big?

I fell and landed on my fudge-box.

by Doctor Sardonicus April 18, 2009

Variety Box

Used to describe a person who has a wide range of ideas on a subject, but chooses to voice funny, extreme, sexual or just plain inappropriate ideas - normally with the intent of being rare (def 3.)

Plural, 'Variety Boxes' used to describe a group of the aforementioned persons.

'Awwww nuts, we missed our train again.'
'We could always fly...'
'For fucks sake Ben, you're such a variety box sometimes...'

'Whos rare (def 3.) idea was it to buy an inflatable sheep for my birthday?'
'All of ours!'
'You're all a bunch of variety boxes, I mean it!'

by Bezzo January 7, 2008

Dream Box

The best looking, tasting and tightest vagina you've ever had in your life. On the upper edge of the spectrum like Filet Mignon, not roast beef.

She has the Dream Box, I want more.

by CampecheBay May 17, 2010

Cardboard Box

A Cardboard Box is a cheap, nasty or lower class whore. Usually found downtown during daylight hours and the also at around 3-4 AM on Sundays. Name refers to the "females" box aka snatch and cardboard meaning cheap and shitty used and abused and possibly recycled a few times.

Did you hear James got Aids from messing around with that skeezer he likes downtown. I warned him but like a dumb ass he started playing around with her cardboard box and voila he got burned bad. I actually don't care if he dies from this. As a matter of fact I hope it is painful since he decided ignore me.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015